61,000 Donkeys

· If anything can go wrong, it will

· Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

· If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong

· If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

· If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop

· Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

· If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

· Nature always sides with the hidden flaw

· Mother nature is a bitch.

· Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.

· The Murphy Philosophy: Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

· Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

· Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.

· In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

· It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

· Nothing is as easy as it looks.

· Everything takes longer than you think.

· Everything takes longer than it takes.

· Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

· Every solution breeds new problems.

· No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.

for more jolly observations on life go to : http://www.murphys-laws.com/

posted by Jonny:) @ 3:08 PM